A Funny Thing Happened To Me
b'A funny thing happened to me on the way to this podcast. Actually a bunch of funny things happened this week. Not big belly laugh things, just funny stuff. My Lady Wonder Wench and I were at our favorite diner yesterday, and we both had club sandwiches. One of the things we like about that diner is that you never go away hungry. These two sandwiches came out...and they had to be about four or five inches thick. I have a pretty big mouth, so it wasn\'t a huge problem for me, but My Lady Wonder Wench has a more...lady like mouth. She also has manners. Especially table manners. \\n\\tSo I was watching to see what she was going to do with this four course meal between some slices of bread. What she did...and I\'ll bet lots of ladies do this...is...she tilted the sandwich up, and bit off the lower part of the sandwich first. And then, just as she was about to bite the top part of the sandwich, the voices in my head all said..."Hey...she\'s eating the part that she just stuck up in her nose." One of those voices must have said that so loud that she heard it. She had a typical Wonder Wenchy reply. She said "You must have been a gifted child, because your mother certainly wouldn\'t have paid for you."'