Relatively Speaking Podcast: Tom Brady back, Texans stink, and stuff

Published: Oct. 10, 2016, 2:29 p.m.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you come down from a post-debate world. Honestly, just ignore the inevitable zombie invasion that is lurking around the corner, and instead listen to two not-yet-zombies discuss the realm of sports.\n\nAfter Jared went 5-0 in his NFL picks over the weekend, he would like to declare himself champion of the world. When he is done gloating about his awesomeness, the guys move on to a different sort of greatness, which happens to be one Mr. Tom Brady.\n\nBrady returned to the New England Patriots on Sunday and looked every bit as great as one would expect.\n\nOther NFL thoughts discussed on the podcast this week are:\n\nVikings and Sam Bradford.\nDak Prescott and the Cowboys.\nThe Texans having the worst QB since ever.\nAre the Eagles still good?\nRex Ryan is a genius again?\nAnd other stuff.\nDid you know David Price is a good postseason pitcher? No? Well, neither did the Relatively Speaking Podcast co-hosts. It is why this week's Bad Tweet segment is dedicated to a person who believes a historically awful playoff pitcher was brought to Boston for his ability to be a good playoff pitcher.\n\nAbsurd Questions are patently absurd this week. Joseph makes some weird Batman-to-politics allegory, while calling out Jared's friend as a serial killer, and Jared wants to know about toppings on pizza.\n\nYou can find both of the hosts on Twitter. Where on those mean streets? Well, it is complicated. We are sick of catering to lazy millennials, so now you must find them like a game of Where's Waldo.