Here is to hoping you had a great weekend because the Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you regret everything you failed to accomplish.\n\nAll jokes aside (maybe), it was a pretty terrific sports weekend.\n\nThis episode of the Relatively Speaking Podcast begins with Kevin Durant's return to Oklahoma City.\n\nWhile the crowd was busy being scorned lovers and chanting cupcake for some reason, Durant and the Warriors simply destroyed the Thunder. Jared and Joseph discuss why it is rather comical that OKC fans were that heated for one of their former players returning to play.\n\nAlso of note, Russell Westbrook narratives have been flipped 180 degrees. Both Jared and Joseph are cool with it, but do find great irony in the idea that we are cool with Russ screaming smacktalk when down 18 points now, but in 2014 he would have been murdered for it.\n\nPortland and Denver trades some pieces this weekend. Twitter nearly lost its mind over it. Our heroic hosts, on the other hand, say this trade -- in the grand scheme of things -- means about as much as that time a person awkwardly gazed at you from across the room in the break room.\n\nThe NCAA Tournament Selection Committee did its first ever early-look at the top-16 seeds. Neither host is angered about this. Joseph, however, does shoehorn in a Duke hot-take as well as some love for Stony Brook coach Jeff Boals.\n\nAbsurd Questions is fun this week. Jared's question involves the Grammy's... in which neither of the hosts actually watched. Joseph's had to do with a member of the human species being a basketball program or something. Likely something, but whatever with the semantics.