It is Monday. That is a boo-type of situation. It is also the return of the Relatively Speaking Podcast. That will likely make you feel the opposite emotions that usually come with the Monday blues, as it is the greatest podcast in the history of the world. Seriously. You can ask anybody about the Relatively Speaking Podcast, and they will all say the same: "The Relatively Speaking Podcast is the greatest podcast in the history of mankind."\n\nOn this edition of the podcast, the guys start the show by discussing two NFL teams who apparently need more respect. For Jared, it is the New York Giants and the Green Bay Packers. For Joseph, he thinks football is super violent.\n\nThe Houston Texans finally benched their big offseason signing who was apparently a quarterback. What a (Tom) Savage move, in the Relatively Speaking Podcast's opinion.\n\nKentucky Wildcats guard Malik Monk went bonkers against the North Carolina Tar Heels. Also, Tacko Fall is more than just a 7-6 humanoid... Joseph thinks he's on the verge of playing his way into NBA Mock Draft experts' first-round.\n\nBad Tweets is as historically bad as ever. It is how the segment works, to be honest.\n\nAs for Absurd Questions, it is once again a situation where you will just have to listen to understand the veracity of absurdness that comes with this segment.\n\nYou can, if you dare, follow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nIf you want to do a similar thing with the other, less articulate host, you can @JosephNardone.