Relatively Speaking Podcast: Dez Bryant and Josh Norman should be friends

Published: Nov. 25, 2016, 3:30 p.m.

The Relatively Speaking Podcast is fresh off getting as chubby as humanly possible in a world a day removed from Thanksgiving. Luckily for the listeners, both of the hosts fought through their food hangovers to bring you the best podcast in the history of all other podcasts. In fact, all other podcasts are just sad!\n\nDoing their best 311 impersonation, the guys try to mix things up this week by doing fan-favorite segment Ask Me Anything to start the show. One of the questions, regarding verbiage used to describe turkey, sets the tone for the entire episode -- for better or worse.\n\nAfter some questionable answers to the AMA segment, the Relatively Speaking Podcast moves on to That Don't Look Good. This week's version of the segment involves the feud happening on the field, during the post-game, and on the mean streets of Twitter, between Dez Bryant and Josh Norman. Jared thinks it is great and Joseph would hug the feud if given a chance.\n\nWeek 12 NFL picks also rears its beautiful head this week. Only two games separate Jared and Joseph. \n\nTo close the show, somehow Hang Time and Hanging With Mr. Cooper gets brought up. Potentially two of the greatest sports-related TV shows in the history of broadcasting, the guys make a case to bring back both shows as one, with Mark Cooper becoming the head coach in Hang Time. Also, lots of random Dick Butkus slander for some reason.\n\nFollow Jared on the mean, cold, and dangerous streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nDo you like bad tweets, bad analogies, and great hair? Follow @JosephNardone.