The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you start your Turkey Week off on the right foot. Luckily for you, those who celebrate by eating plenty of turkey, the guys are going to help you out in that area. More on that later.\n\nJared was dying to discuss how awesome the NFC East is. While Joseph tentatively agrees, listen as the former waxes poetic about the greatness of the New York Giants all while the latter is trying to point to the close wins as evidence that maybe they aren't that good.\n\nThe Dallas Cowboys remain awesome. The Washington football team is also playing well. Does this, in turn, make the division the best in all of the NFL?\n\nBad Tweets is broken up into two different parts this week. The first one is concerning some Aaron Rodgers hot-takes. The second is about the idea of Carmelo Anthony being selfish. For both, everyone needs to R-E-L-A-X, though Jared goes rather hard at Melo.\n\nJames Harden is gnarly at the game of basketball this season. So, too, is Joel Embiid. More discussions are had involving both men.\n\nBoth Absurd Questions this week revolve around Thanksgiving. Jared's is about food, and Joseph's has to deal with a murder mystery because of course it has to do with something not relevant at all to the subject matter being discussed.\n\nYou can follow Jared on the mean, cold, dark streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nA similar thing can be done for the far less articulate, savvy, and wise host @JosephNardone.\n\nEnjoy the holiday, America.