The Relatively Speaking Podcast is here to help you come down from what was surely a fire emoji weekend filled with College Football Playoff hot-takes, trips to the movie theater, and a slew of chicken wings.\n\nApparently, we guess, the National Football League's biggest talking point being had after Sunday is Cam Newton failing to wear a tie, which resulted in a one-series benching.\n\nWhile most of America will turn this into a discussion regarding responsibility or if the Carolina Panthers overreacted, Joseph is concerned because turtlenecks are so 2001.\n\nThe Pittsburgh Steelers looked awesome. Jared discussed their new big-three.\nWhy is Alex Smith the Andrew Bogut of the NFL?\nThe Detroit Lions are good... we think.\nThe Tampa Bay Buccaneers are officially a thing!\nBad Tweets returns this week. What do you get when you combine poorly chosen words with a hyperbolic statement? A spot on this segment. Also, we've had enough of Draymon Green's flailing legs.\n\nTo end what turned out to be the best podcast in the history of podcasts (seriously, you can ask anybody), Absurd Questions closes the show with these two gems:\n\nWhat is your favorite holiday movie and what would you change about it?\nIf you can write the autobiography of any living person, who would it be and why?\nDon't worry loyal podcast listeners, the answers to those questions will not disappoint you.\n\nFollow Jared on the mean streets of Twitter @JMintzHoops.\n\nYou can do a similar thing, I mean, if you want @JosephNardone.