The Relatively Speaking Podcast is back after the first weekend of the NBA Playoffs. Thanks to that, you just know the hot-takes have been baking in the over for several hours at this point.\n\nWhat were some of the weekend's biggest stories?\n\nUnfortunately, one of them was a tragic loss of a sibling for the best player on the Boston Celtics. After discussing Charles Barkley's comments on the video package aired before the game, Jared and Joseph explain how Boston isn't in trouble because they are bad, but because the Celtics will never have the best player on the floor in any round.\n\nAlso, Danny Ainge must hate not trading the untouchable Terry Rozier, right? Right.\n\nJared's boy -- Malcolm "College" Brogdon -- player well; Joseph's #PlayoffPortis hashtag is now a thing (it isn't but should be); and the Cleveland Cavaliers still don't play defense.\n\nIt is worth noting that at some point, Jared once again tried to breakup the Clippers.\n\nThe 2001 and 2002 NBA Drafts were randomly broken down!\n\nWhat in the hell is happening with the New York Knicks? Was Allan Houston a star? Did you know that LaVor Postell was the greatest shooting guard in the history of the NBA?\n\nTo end this fine edition of the Relatively Speaking Podcast, Absurd Questions returns in all its glory.\n\nJared wants to know about Joseph's crumb-outtake.\n\nJoseph wants to know if Jared would like to reignite the Blockbluster Video brand.\n\nPSA: If it ain't broken, don't fix it... but keeping it modern via timely upkeep would be wise.