Houston we have a problem
What has zero thumbs, is an inanimate object, and will leave you all warm and tingly on the insides? If you guessed the Relatively Speaking Podcast, then you very much understand how each of these openers in the podcast work.\n\nWith the San Antonio Spurs sitting the team's star, but with the Houston Rockets playing with the skill of a group of humans minus their thumbs, the fallout from Game 6 on Thursday night is going to be other-worldly.\n\nAfter Jared and Joseph give the Spurs their due credit, the hosts' eyes wander to the end of the Houston season.\n\nWhat had happened was? Well, it isn't nearly as bad of a loss as some will think. Furthermore, both Jared and Joseph agree that Houston's season was 99 percent a success and that the offseason is more about adding some depth than it is any sort of wild overhaul.\n\nDraymond Green calls someone else a dirty player and also said the media treats him unfair. What does that mean? That he's our Poop In The Basket segment award winner! Listen to get our wonderful hosts' opinions on the matter.\n\nThanks to Green, and through magic we suppose, the guys then begin to discuss the Big 3 (Ice Cube's league). In what is probably the most comical section of the podcast, come for the breakdown of Brian Cook and stay for the shock and awe of the guys finding out some of their favorite players from yesteryear are in this thing.\n\nPSA: Magic is not real.