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On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film. \\xa0If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?\\xa0is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.---
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