29: If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?

Published: March 8, 2016, 1 p.m.

On this week's episode, Eli unearths the single craziest piece of batshittery in the history of film. \xa0If Footmen Tire You, What Will Horses Do?\xa0is a gratutiously titled red-scare propaganda piece that mixes Christian persecution fetish, cold war paranoia, and baffling inconsistent accents to create the most bizarre cinematic experience we've yet endured.---

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