FAPS | #5 Men Of Many Hats

Published: Jan. 29, 2021, 10:21 a.m.

Recorded on: January 18th, 2021 Wake up! You're living in a game!  The show gets super (cov)negative in this one.  Rich's life is falling apart and he is considering trying out for the tv show 'Hoarders'. Adam, on the other hand, has a million ideas stolen and sent on turtle back via the EAC to find his quantumly-entangled rich-douche twin, Nemo.  The boys lift their spirits by having sock lottery fantasies that inspire them to go into business with MyPillow guy. They're gonna need the help designing, manufacturing, and distributing a new line of MEGA hat masks(read it again) that was incited by today's list from an Indian website. This is what happens when we let Adam pick the list too often! Anyway... stand back and stand by until we can get a P.O. BOX where you can place your hat order and send diet water payments. I'm carefully writing each sentence in order not to use the same word twice, and now I realize that it just looks like a bot wrote this whole description! Holy hell, I'm high. That's my cue... feel free to loot sick new band names from this one bro.  Link below to follow the list. You wont have to lie about reading it for the articles bc this one is all about the photos! https://www.indiatoday.in/education-today/gk-current-affairs/story/ridiculous-inventions-263101-2015-09-15 Thanks for Listening! P.S. We started from the peddie, now we're here! P.P.S. You're living in a game!   !!NEW** Hotline: (347)842-0698 **NEW!! listen: anchor.fm/faps twitter: @fapshow42069 email: funnyanglepodcast@gmail.com https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCVu-5MX_6SvkyAXlYir579A --- Send in a voice message: https://anchor.fm/faps/message