Winter in Hieron 17: Undelivered Resignations

Published: March 31, 2017, 8:24 p.m.

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Archivist-Collector,

Please read this week\\u2019s classification updates carefully.

  1. For the next month, it is imperative that \\u201ctextile\\u201d carpets be subdivided by specific material (\\u201cwool,\\u201d \\u201chair,\\u201d and \\u201cfur\\u201d are not interchangeable.)
  2. The ban on the classification of actors has been lifted, and new categories have been established. Use \\u201cliving,\\u201d for traditionally sentient lives, \\u201cbreathing\\u201d for those who retain material form despite mortal wounds, and \\u201cbeing\\u201d for those who have lost bodies but not selves. The \\u201cdead\\u201d remain dead, and the prohibition remains in place.
  3. As part of the ongoing process of reclassifying plants by reproductive traits instead of by appearance, \\u201clion\\u2019s tooth\\u201d flowers are now classed primarily as \\u201cWind Blossoms.\\u201d

As always, your service is considered.

Collector-Curator Kall\\xa0Fer

This week on Seasons of Hieron: Undelivered Resignations

You are the one who needs to read carefully,

Convincing those to give us what the Archive demands is subtle work. Yes, I wield intimidation, I carry violence. But those are built on a foundation of a cloud-like trust, blowing and breaking with the wind.

You want me to call dandelions "wind blossoms" and\\xa0chairs "seats"? Fine. You want me to recover only the greyest couches and the most broken clockwork? Absolutely. I break arms as easily as I break promises, and promises as easily as brittle branches under my boots as I walk the world for the Archives.

But when\\xa0you\\xa0start to classify\\xa0people,\\xa0Fer, the trust is broken, and those brittle branches? They bloom.

Archivist-Collector Morbash

Hosted by Austin Walker (@austin_walker)

Featuring\\xa0 Jack de Quidt (@notquitereal), Sylvi Clare (@captaintrash), and Keith J Carberry (@keithjcarberry)
Produced by\\xa0Ali Acampora (@ali_west)

Cover Art by Craig Sheldon (@shoddyrobot)

Episode description by Austin Walker

Music by\\xa0Jack de Quidt*

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\\xa0*The cow horn at the end of \\u201cBroken Branches\\u201d was sampled from DANMITCH3LL\\u2019s \\u201cdistant horns\\u201d, under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 license. The source file can be found here (http://freesound.org/people/DANMITCH3LL/sounds/218488/) and the license here (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/).

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