Iain and Jacqui look at Theresa May\u2019s week, look forward to the European elections, ask if Nigel Farage\u2019s Brexit Party can succeed and both express their wish to see the back of Julian Assange. Iain teaches Jacqui about the Amritsar massacre and Jacqui offers to squeeze Iain\u2019s zits\u2026 except he has perfect skin. Smut quota: Low to middling.