Jacqui welcomes Tim Montgomerie to fill Iain\u2019s big shoes (small opportunity for smut) and they discuss Tim\u2019s time advising Boris Johnson and where it all went wrong; teenage political crushes; Alok Sharma\u2019s airmiles; travel traffic lights and whether Jacqui will get a holiday away from the caravan she is filling with young men; Latin and Jack Grealish. Smut quota: Lowish.