On the 5th day of quarantine my true love gave to me...

Published: March 17, 2020, 9:19 p.m.

b"Welp, it's been five days and Andy proposed. He fashioned a 1920's ring out of scrap metal, diamonds and a big ol' ruby he found in the yard while digging a hole to hide the quiet box. The baby is fine and will still be returned to its mother once..."