After Evan tells me my 76yo grandmother needs to be more self sufficient we dive into the fact that Americans eat in large quantities while the rest of the world deals with quality of the food they eat. What do you think the pinnacle of American food is? We then move over into the ghettoness of having to tell your employer you need time of to send time with your kid. Little tangents such as an umpire wearing j\u2019s, a guy looking like Voldemort, and Siddeeq fixing his microphone we venture into the ranking of the boroughs. We take a dive into #5 on the list which is obviously Staten Island. Siddeeq tries to throw a few bright spots in there while Evan is thoroughly repulsed. We hope this ranking stirs y\u2019all up because we\u2019d love to pretend to listen to why you think Staten Island is anything but last on this list. Among other things, we discuss population size of different states compared to NYC. Just an FYI, the numbers are fucking absurd.
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