Tooth and Nail

Published: Oct. 5, 2010, 5 p.m.

b'Reading with a cold is fun. It makes your voice sound all rough and tough (even when it normally ain\'t!) and I think it gives this reading a bit of a kick. This poem, "Tooth and Nail," was first published by the fine folks at madswirl.com. After you\'re done listening to this piece, head on over to their site and give them a look. KOOKY FUN!!!\\n\\n"Tooth and Nail"\\n\\nNabbed by the creeps, she fought\\nTooth and Nail\\nBoth those guys\\n\\nShe bited\\nShe scratched\\nShe kicked\\nAnd she screamed\\nbut in a decidely threatening and angry way\\nnot like a sissy at all\\n\\nAnd Tooth and Nail got hurt\\n\\nThey bled\\nThey wimpered\\nThey tried to get away\\ncuz they wuz scared to death\\nof that crazy chick\\nwho looked like easy pickins from behind\\n\\nBoy oh boy\\nwuz they sorry that day\\nAnd the blood stains\\nruined their favorite shirts!\\n\\n---Richard F. Yates\\n-(aka: Supreme Bunny Warlord!)'