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This week, comedic genius Patton Oswalt visits Dumb People Town! \\xa0

Story 1: a grilled chicken dispute.\\xa0

Story 2 brings us a man who tells investigators he wasn't drinking and driving, but was only drinking bourbon at traffic signals and stop signs.\\xa0

Story 3 is the tale of a man who can accomplish some wild things with watermelons.