R.I.P. Swimmy, Swimmy. Gwenyth Paltrow's Vagina, Is It A V-8 Or A V-10?

Published: May 24, 2021, 5:38 p.m.

The DSC returned from vacay today and picked up right where they left off. It was a send off for Emily's poor Swimmy Swimmy, We also learned of Dave's uncomfortable exchange with some random dude at the gas station regarding the motor of his car. We also found out how Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina (scented candle) almost killed a man.