Drew And Mike – March 4, 2020

Published: March 5, 2020, 1:55 a.m.

Trudi Daniels (@TrudiDan) & Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Joe Biden had a Super Tuesday, Trump trolls Mini Mike, Jayden James Spears has great parents, Coronavirus porn, Prince Andrew's main move, checking in on Harvey Weinstein, and Millennials & Gen Z need to not care as much.Drew is back after being gone for 2 days, but he's still not feeling all that great.Dr. Jill Biden defended her man by shoving a "Let Dairy Die" activist who interrupted her husband's speech after dominating Super Tuesday.Dan Quayle's gaffes make Joe Biden seem like something of a stable genius.Drew wants the candidates to prove they can get hard to ascertain whether or not they could actually lead the country.Mini Mike Bloomberg spent $1B to get a nickname & be laughed out of the race.Hunter Biden needs to fix his stuff & get his life together.Obama hasn't endorsed Joe Biden yet & it has some people wondering what's taking so long.President Trump is blaming Obama for the government's response to the Coronavirus.Ben Affleck got a little teary eyed on Jimmy Kimmel recounting the time Adam Driver pretended to be Kylo Ren for his son's birthday.Laura Bassett is taking credit for Chris Matthews abrupt exit from NBC & Hardball.Pete Davidson's Netflix special is finally registering on the Tomameter on Rotten Tomatoes.James Franco's lawyers claim his sexual assault accusers are "jumping on the #MeToo bandwagon".Fox News' Brit Hume posted a screenshot while horny & forgot to close some browser tabs before posting.Jayden Federline went on Instagram live to praise his father as 'literally Jesus' & spill the beans on Britney & the family. We call Kevin to get parenting lessons.The hologram of Whitney Houston is going on tour starting in Las Vegas.Coronavirus mania: Somebody working at LAX has tested positive for Coronavirus. Coronavirus porn is the new hot fetish on Pornhub. President Trump hasn't touched his face in weeks & it's something he misses. Italy announced that all Series A soccer games will be played in front of no fans.If you can meet a beautiful 23-year-old & you're a horrible slob like Big Ed, 90 Day Fiancé is a pretty sweet deal.Harvey Weinstein's health continues to decline the more trouble he gets into. We attempt to call the hospital he's hiding out in to inform them he's supposed to be in prison.Rated X is an underrated movie and YES, that is Emilio Estevez demanding that he comes on stage hard.A police standoff in Warren ended with no one in the house & a career criminal on the run.Prince Andrew's main move to get women is to use his mummy and her stuff. His team photo leads us down another Who's Dated Who rabbit hole. Millennials can't change a light bulbs. They also don't trust corporations, technology and other fake issues.BranDon's 1-Star Fart Review has been BLOWN OUT!