Drew And Mike – March 24, 2020

Published: March 25, 2020, 12:44 a.m.

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Death v. Economy, Dr. Fauci's been found, the Coronavirus spring breaker is sorry, more celebrity PSAs, Drew crime stories, what COVID-19 is making us hate, and RIP to a show friend.BranDon still can't leave his house and Drew hates Skype's sound quality after listening to other broadcasts like Adam Corolla and Howard Stern.The Diamond Princess boat of skank cruise still had Coronavirus in it 17 days later.Who should we check in with to make sure they are ok during these trying times? Mr. Methane? Yolanda DeMaria? Jeffrey Felix? If you have any suggestions, hit up the Bonerline or email drew@drewandmikepodcast.com.Too many people are telling us how they felt battling the COVID-19. Drew wants Rudy Gobert to smell some soiled undies to prove he lost his sense of smell.Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick feels the old folks need to suck it up for the sake of the economy. Jerry Falwell Jr. is welcoming students back to class at Liberty University. God told the Hobby Lobby to stay open despite COVID-19.Beaches might be closed in Florida, but the sandbar is open for parties!Self-appointed scientist/doctor/know-it-all Greta Thunberg has diagnosed herself as being fully recovered from COVID-19.An Austrian ski resort is responsible for half the Coronavirus cases in Europe thanks to mouth beer pong.Breaking News: Dr. Anthony Fauci has been located! Joe Biden showed up again only to be yelled at by Jake Tapper for not knowing how to cough.For disappearing in the news cycle, new winners of the Coronvirus are those accused improper conduct at UofM.Jeremy Renner's using Coronavirus to lower his sky high child support payments.Harvey Weinstein's lawyers are trying to delay his civil suits due to coronavirus... and the fact that want to get paid first.Britney Spears has forgotten about her 'yoga-pose-a-day' promise and instead decides to do a social media challenge instead.BranDon is not allowed to leave his family, while Marc is not allowed to see his family. They envy each other.Drew rolls through email including listeners in quarantine in Europe and frustrated health workers venting to Drew, Brady Sluder is super sorry for partying at spring break.Drew Crime includes the kidnapping of the Harvey 'The Tuxedo King' Weinstein (not THAT Harvey Weinstein) and the story of swingers Darren and Charla Mack.With heavy hearts, we learn and announce our Red Bank, NJ correspondent Yolanda DeMaria has passed away at the age of 98. RIP Yolanda and we'll keep an eye out for Brian Williams' whoppers for you.Don't even think about taking your bottles and cans back for $00.10. New celebrity Coronavirus PSA's from Tom Green, Robert De Niro, Danny Devito, former Red Wings, Ryan Reynolds, Conor McGregor and Nick Lachey serenades us with a Coronavirus song.The Simpsons have officially jumped the shark as they are allowing Harry and Meghan to come in and voice themselves.Back to Drew Crime as we discuss the story of the 'Serial Street Shooters' Dale Hausner and Samuel Dieteman.Drew's new idea is to test the Coronavirus vaccine on prisoners, not animals.One final celebrity PSA from Michael Rapaport.