Drew And Mike – July 1, 2020

Published: July 2, 2020, 12:47 a.m.

Best bassists ever, Gov. Whitmer closes bars again, Beavis & Butthead are back, Jim Fouts loses his "assistant", Drew's insane Comcast bill, ABNN back in action, and we talk to 90-year-old Ken who came out of the closet.It's almost July 4th. Some people didn't even realize we were "in" July. Drew's cable bill is so large and past due that Comcast contacted his "emergency" contact.Drew breaks out Rolling Stones' list of the Greatest Bass Players.Governor Gretchen Whitmer enacts the "Harper's Bar" rule and shuts the bars down again.Dustin Diamond doesn't realize that when you leave a house you are still responsible for the mortgage... and that repairs don't disappear.Spencer Torkelson signed an insane record breaking $8.4 million dollar signing bonus. TORKS! Too bad they won't play until 2022.Kelly Loeffler is the Donald Sterling on the WNBA.NFL rookie Jermiah Braswell drove his Camaro into Lake Erie and then was cut from his team.CHOP is no more... until they come back. New York opens up their own chapter of CHOP.ABNN News: The Tampa Bay Bucs are interested in Antonio Brown.Tucker Carlson has the highest rated cable news show ever.Mike Gundy is really sorry for wearing a shirt that he had no idea what it meant.Mask fighting is as American as baseball and apple pie.Some Harvard grads are really stupid.Some people are saying that Grant Napear was totally set up by Boogie Cousins.Beavis and Butthead's return to television is exactly what the United States need right now.Drew and Patty Cakes were upset that Sydney Leathers wasn't in the top 300 porn stars.Hollywood thinks they'll be able to convince everyone to wear a mask.Emails include discussions on protests, Karen's, Juneteenth vs Columbus Day and Tara Durant vs protesters.New Bonerline!Just a friendly reminder that the oral history of MacGruber is worth reading.Alyssa Milano is in trouble for Jersey-Shore-Face.Jada Pinkett Smith and Will Smith are total swingers. This leads us down a Who's Dated Who rabbit hole.With the cancellation of Christopher Columbus, statues are coming down and some people are saying the town needs to change it's name to Flavortown, Ohio.MTV is truly the "girl sitting on the couch laughing" network.Example 1,287 that Richard Marx is a nice conversationalist on Twitter.Jim Fouts "assistant" got blown out and he's PISSED!Aaron Hernandez' jailhouse boyfriend breaks his silence.We talk to 90-year-old Kenneth who has finally come out of the closet and is now living his best life.Dr. Dre is getting a divorce and has no prenup. Oops.Hey, remember that you can catch our show on Saturday and Sunday mornings.If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true.Just for fun, here is the origin of the Fantastic Four.Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).