Drew And Mike – January 12, 2021

Published: Jan. 13, 2021, 2:41 a.m.

Robert Fripp's wife wins the internet, Dustin Diamond might die, "Fatale" film sucks, Impeachment: Part 2, Capitol Viking is soft, Madonna's world tour, and Drew & Mike fight the Right Man aka 'Righty'.Alabama smoked Ohio State in the National Championship and Crimson Tide fans celebrated by spreading COVID.Three house Democrats have attained Coronavirus and they're super pissed at Republicans for not wearing masks while under attack.Email dump: Lots of anger at Miya Ponsetto, praise for the History of WRIF and a possible cancer diagnosis for Dustin Diamond.We dial up Dennis Haskins and end up speaking with a chick who has his old number and has to deflect constant birthday wishes to Mr. Belding.Jamie Samuelsen has won the NSMA Sportscaster of the Year Award.Jimmy Fallon is tanking the Tonight Show ratings.Drew caught the latest Hilary Swank (female Matt Damon) movie and he has the Cliff Notes so you don't have to watch the stinker.The vote is tallied and BranDon does NOT look like Jason Sudeikis. One thing that is confirmed, however, is Twitter commenters are bullies.Will Donald Trump get impeached again or will he ride out these last 8 days?The Upper Peninsula doesn't want to hear any of Gretchen Whitmer's rule.Bill Belichick had to turn down the Presidential Medal of Freedom because he didn't want to be Donald Trump's pawn.Canadian Neil Young is the voice of reason in the United States at the moment... too bad he's so idealistic.Nathan Rock can't stop rocking, but it's not his fault. "You can’t play Led Zeppelin quietly".Robert Fripp and his wife's rock-hard nipples are cranking out awesome Metallica covers on YouTube.There are gorillas in San Diego with COVID that will likely get the vaccine before BranDon.The Capitol 'Viking' is so soft he needs to be fed organic food in jail.Alex Jones is getting sick and tired of QAnon.Nicole Young does not care about Dr. Dre's brain aneurysm, as she has a divorce settlement to win.Justin Thomas called himself a homophobic slur and now he's in trouble with twitter.Female NASCAR driver, Hailie Deegan, is in trouble for saying the r-word.The Kentucky Wildcats knelt for the National Anthem and Sheriff John Root is pissed!Despite travel restrictions, Madonna has flown over 11,000 miles to 5 different countries spreading her diseases all around the world while she looks for a new kid.Lola Consuelos has great tubes and apparently is a singer now.Sex and the City is coming back without Kim Cattrell.Drew and Marc are jealous of BranDon's 'Right Privilege'.All women were triggered by all those damn white men at the Capitol.Chuck Norris was at the Capitol rally despite what Chuck Norris wants you to think.Political donations halted for those who were complicit in the Capitol uprising.'Too Hot For Tinder' Luna Benna mentioned us on her Instagram story. What's up, Luna?Follow us on Facebook, Instagram and Twitter (Drew and Mike Show, Marc Fellhauer, Trudi Daniels and BranDon).