Drew And Mike – February 25, 2020

Published: Feb. 26, 2020, 1 a.m.

BranDon (@Pro_Duecer) and Marc Fellhauer (@MarcFell) are here today!Detroit serial killer caught thanks to a porno shop janitor, Coronavirus infecting the stock market, another De La Salle student charged, Pete Davidson v. Louis CK, Ashley Graham breastfeeding and Joe Biden's still losing it. While you were losing $500 in the stock market, Mark Zuckerberg lost $5B. Today's crash brought to you by the CDC who said to "prepare for a disruption" in your life thanks to the Coronavirus.Joe Biden broke news that he's running for "US Senate". If you don't like him there apparently you can vote for another Biden.After dropping the NDAs that Elizabeth Warren asked him to, it should be fun seeing Mini Mike Bloomberg in the debates tonight.Drew is hot on the case of Minnesota Rep. Ilhan Omar marrying her brother to get him citizenship. We need sexual "notary public" to verify all marriages.Kobe memorial update: Merch from the memorial event is the hot item to scalp right now on eBay. Beyonce brought her own photographers to the service & strongly enforced a no photo policy from everybody else.The coronavirus may end up cancelling the upcoming Olympics in July.Suspected serial killer Kenyel Brown shot himself after police caught him at a porn store in Oak Park. We call around to the stores on 8 Mile to honor the hero that ID'd the murderer.A 5th student has been charged in the Warren De La Salle hazing scandal.A student from Mumford High School in Detroit drowned & the teacher responsible for supervising has been placed on leave.Harvey Weinstein was sent to Riker's Island, but managed to get a temporary detour to the hospital due to chest pains. President Trump has some normal thoughts on Harvey's verdict. Harvey Weinstein's ex Georgina Chapman has moved on to a new guy that wants his sloppy seconds.Congratulations to Matt Farley who had his song The Mardi Gras Party Fun Song named the official song of Mardi Gras. The award for "Best Mardi Gras Float" goes to the "Epstein didn't kill himself" float.Glenn Beck is going all Alex Jones & trying to start a conspiracy about the death of a President Obama era whistleblower. Bob Iger is stepping down from Disney at the end of 2020, but not from getting paid by Disney.Harvey Weinstein's lawyer Donna Rotunno has full faith that Harvey has never sexually assaulted a soul & her proof is her paycheck.Thomas Markle broke his 2-day silence to let the world know that his daughter dumped him & it's a dern shame.Pete Davidson did an interview with Charlamagne Tha God where he played victim & decided to attack Louis CK.Ashley Graham has been sharing photos of herself breastfeeding on IG to prove she's a great mom.Cardi B 'taking a fart' is one of the most entertaining things Drew has seen from the singer.The "Hot Pocket Heiress" was sentenced to 5-months as part of the college admissions bribery scandal.Artie Lange missed a couple standup dates because he was sick, but due because of his history people are prone to reckless speculation that he's fallen off the wagon.We call Tammy from Adult News to find out more about Kenyel Brown's visit to the store & how the janitor ended up making the bust.Rod Meloni is on the story of a Michigan judge that tried to get preferential treatment during a DUI arrest in Northern Michigan. Kareem Hunt managed to get a sweeter deal than the Wayne County Judge arrested for DUI & the media is still ignoring the story.OJ Simpson has thoughts about the league switching to 17 game seasons & he cracks himself up."Katie's Law"' helped solve a murder in New Mexico that otherwise would've gone unsolved.Virgins are ruining the Fantasy Suite on The Bachelor.The requests are piling up for Drew to watch Hot & Heavy on TLC.Marc is pretty into Cheer, a Netflix documentary on college cheerleading.Joe Biden really doesn't seem to care about his run for Senate President.