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\\n* Drew\'s 82-year-old crush, Pornhub\'s year in review, The Dark Side of Comedy: Norm Macdonald, a brand-new Bonerline, North West\'s rap career, Jim\'s Picks: Talking Songs, and Tom Mazawey tries to weasel a sale.
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\\n* Pornhub released their 2023 Year in Review.
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\\n* Vice dropped a Dark Side of Comedy episode about Norm Macdonald.
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\\n* Everyone is on Ozempic.
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\\n* Madonna kicked off her North American tour by being 3 hours late to her concert. She has a hot new boyfriend.
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\\n* Drew refuses to leave or receive voicemails.
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\\n* Tom Brady is partying down in Vegas. Tara Reid is bragging about banging Brady back in the day.
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\\n* North West is a rapper now. Drew is not a fan of her dancing.
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\\n* Tyreek Hill has baby mama drama.
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\\n* Kroy Biermann and Kim Zolciak have a toxic relationship.
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\\n* Call or text 209-66-Boner to interact with the show.
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\\n* Tom Mazawey joins us to try and sell Drew a car, try and figure out the Juwan Howard drama, check the Michigan/Alabama line, and predict a Broncos victory...'