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Published: March 27, 2018, 7:40 a.m.

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Green screen etc.

\\n\\n Time machine carrying capacity \\n\\n

Red smear memorials. Time travel in tiny, sweaty drug subs. It all comes down to laser machine guns.

\\n\\n Confederate gold \\n\\n

Get rich quick slowly schemes.

\\n\\n Smuggling from the past \\n\\n

Cost of moving mass through time. Burying your pilfered gold for pickup vs time traveling it to the present. Inefficient black market time travel business models.

\\n\\n Carbon dating \\n\\n

And how you can\\u2019t carbon date gold itself.

\\n\\n Depression Profiting \\n\\n

Sicilian grandmas. Skyrim health potions and time travel interest-compounding. Better investment plans:

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1. Put money into savings account
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3. profit
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4. repeat
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\\n\\n Making the future \\n\\n

Ugly self-driving cars. Greebles. Glue some crap to some crap and bam, you\\u2019re in the future.

\\n\\n Timecopping and paradoxes \\n\\n

Time loops. \\u201cThe same matter can\\u2019t occupy the same space at the same time.\\u201d The indistinguishability of atoms of the same isotope. Quantum word soup. \\u201cTouching\\u201d by neutron star. The grandfather paradox where you bang your grandma. Ted Chiang anti-time loop deciphering advice. It\\u2019s not gay if you don\\u2019t touch and as a bonus you also don\\u2019t explode in paradox.

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\\u201cI\\u2019m gonna live forever, hahaaaa\\u201d

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