Sonic: the console wars, allocoprophagy, and tiny blue Godzilla
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Sanic. 8-bit nostalgia. Remember the Mario movie? Imagining other possible Genesis-era ports. Chris is eagerly awaiting the film adaptation of Pigskin Footbrawl.
\\n\\n Console wars \\n\\nSega licensing sports for title recognizability. Sega finding a mascot in Sonic and dominating the console space, momentarily.
\\n\\nSega does what Nintendon\\u2019t
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- Sega, an intellectual \\n
Unused Sega mascot candidates, including extra-mustachey Teddy Roosevelt! Sonic character design history. Consistency in appearance and attitude over decades and how to undo it all in your first draft of your movie. Don\\u2019t forget creepy-ass original movie sonic with his creepy human teeth. VFX responsibilities and character re-renderings. Tiny blue Godzilla.
\\n\\nRelease the butthole cut!
\\n\\n \\n\\n Speed \\n\\nSonic\\u2019s smagic speed powers. Comic book power levels where they expand to fit the plot. The speed of sound and relationship with atmospheric density. Creating \\u201cfrozen time\\u201d action scenes. Setting the bar at Quicksilver. Sometimes, you can only care about the science as much as the movie does. Supersonic vs hypersonic vs ultrasonic and the mixing of and Latin. Running loops.
\\n\\n Hedgehogs \\n\\nA long-term human domestication collaborator. The lovable version of a porcupine. Spikey defense mechanisms. Covering yourself in other animals\\u2019 poop for fun and profit. Allocoprophagy.
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- \\n\\t\\t\\t\\tSonic the Hedgehog: The Animated Series Theme Song: YouTube\\n\\t\\t\\t \\n\\t\\t\\n\\t\\t\\t
- \\n\\t\\t\\t\\tHuman Loop the Loop with Damien Walters: YouTube\\n\\t\\t\\t \\n\\t\\t\\n\\t\\t\\t
- \\n\\t\\t\\t\\tConsole Wars by Blake J. Harris: AmazoniTunes\\n\\t\\t\\t \\n\\t\\t\\n\\t\\t\\t
- \\n\\t\\t\\t\\tSCIENTIFICALLY ACCURATE \\u2122: SONIC THE HEDGEHOG: YouTube\\n\\t\\t\\t \\n\\t\\t\\n\\t