Logan Gilbert gets his 1st win in a Mariners win last night, impressions of his four innings. Petros Papadakis joins Softy to discuss the Rudy movie being a bunch of lies, the story of a homeless person becoming a USC football punt returner, how soft the L.A. media is compared to Seattle, Petros’ son’s birthday this weekend and trying to arrange Dodgers tickets, Aaron Rodgers sporting a man-bun in Hawaii. And textamonials.