London A. Dark :: ZaZen Boy Detective
PREVIEW :: London A. Dark, the ZaZen Boy Detective :: 223C Baker Street ::
In 1928, Sherlock Holmes’ younger, upstairs, gay neighbor secretly accepts many of Sherlock’s clients who come to the wrong address by mistake... In his hidden underground nightclub and gay sauna at 69 Dean Street in Soho, W1, London Dark practices the magical rituals of Ancient Tibetan ZaZen, and it is there he will soon meet his protégé and confidante, the Boy Jack Wilder...
— London A. Dark, “ZaZen Secrets from the Dark”
CHAPTER 5 :: “Dark Origins and the Engines of Dream”
At 19, London A. Dark, ZaZen Gay Boy Detective was Scotland Yards’ youngest consulting detective, and also the least expensive, especially compared to his downstairs neighbour at 221 B Baker Street, Sherlock Holmes.
The clickity-clank of the horse’s metal shoes echoing on each cobblestone down Dean Street revealed to the boy, London A. Dark exactly how many pints of double cream were left on the Milk Float drawn by the earliest horse every morning in Soho...
The secrets of Ancient Tibetan ZaZen and the power to stop time allows London A. Dark to follow certain moments ensconced and pentangled in any TransFixed scene a certain distance, then into the past or future to spot for clues. Clues to some certain Mystery of the Universe as yet unexplored....This distance may be predicted with some certainty if the following equations are solved for local SpaceTime in your galaxy and a Time Map of all ground level Dark Matter Zones is close at hand.
On Earth X, every subatomic particle created in Universe X was created with an equal and opposite bonded antimatter particle of the same type but with a reversed spin or charge.
This Zero Sum design, in which each subatomic particle grouping, or Dirt, as it’s currently called in the London Royal Academy of Science, has a bonded particle of opposite power ensuring the Universe is stable, balanced and thus preventing the collapse of all galaxies into the black holes at their centrepoint.
The ability of whole planets and giant stars to hang effortlessly in outer space depends on the total weight of the Universe being absolute zero. In this way, only a minor amount of gravity is required to hold the Galactic spiral arms filled with fringe stars and planets in place. Weightlessness in outer space includes everything, not only human beings... The Sun and Earth are equally weightless and floating in outer space. This system on balance prevents any galaxy unwinding itself or spiralling out of control.
In his training in Ancient Tibet, London A. Dark was taught to bring the vibration of his consciousness to the highest harmonic wave emanated by Earth X... In doing so, the multiple harmonics become visible in the mind’s eye and the boy Dark is able to focus the power of ZaZen on the clearest tones, bringing them into his visual field like the dial on a telescope might bring the moon Titan into a detailed view on a cold, cloudless night in Greenwich Observatory.
In Nanda Parbat, with the aid of an Ancient Tibetan Spinning Spiral Mandala, a 17 year old London A. Dark came to know Ptolemy’s Machine, the Organon Parallacticon, which resets the polar spin on the two hemispheres of one’s mind through the use of sound and vision projected by telepathy.
This method of Machine induced enlightenment united with the power of ZaZen, altered the Dark boy’s relationship with time as it allowed tracers from the future falling backward In time to mix with with Tachyons, so as to appear visible in one’s mind in both dreams and in some forms of waking sight,...
At the moment, though, a Holografix Code rotated counterintuitively in front of Dark’s eyes. He could see slipping into his view a telepathic text retyping itself into the light.
“Text coming in backwards,” with his eyes shut, London read the words as they appeared one by one in his mind’s eye.
“It is the hammer of dark people fear, not the unfolding of fear itself...”
This message will seem clear to any avid reader of “The Chronicles of London A. Dark,” but as this slim volume of mostly romantic poems and sonnets written by the boy London A. Dark, to his one true love, Jack Wilder, is largely pornographic for Edwardian Times in England, reciting these strangely surreal epic montage like histories here, may seem ill advised for a gentleman of the times.
The Holografix message, seemingly induced by the familiar forces of the Machine Parallacticon in Alexandria, Egypt, brought a brooding sense of unease to A. Dark’s previously confident strut...
“Now who would be sending telepathic messages across time, from a machine long lost and abandoned during the great fire in the Library of Alexandria.” London A. Dark, was bemused at the thought of someone locating his position in the year 1928, in Soho, on Dean Street, at 8:38 in the morning...
The Roman soldiers had angrily set fire to the library in Alexandria, after checking out several books and finding they could not read Egyptian Holografix by telepathy...
The head librarian, Hypatia Theon, was captured by the soldiers and sentenced to death for the crime of witchcraft...