Jesse "The Body" Ventura refuses to fly, Vader returns to WWE Raw to battle Heath Slater, Scott and Steve's debate is solved from last week about if the DX Band also did Mr. McMahon's theme, Christian returns to TNA Slammiversary whether he wants to or not, "The Genius" Lanny Poffo reads a poem about the TNA Hall Of Fame, lawyers give John Cena an attitude adjustment, Jeff Hardy has the attention span of his cat Mittens, Booker T reads a Scott Steiner twitter rant, your #jerktweets get answered including "If you could be the manager of any wrestler past or present, who would it be and why?", Vince McMahon is livid over fatties, and Steve talks about the NWA CASHEW show he went to featuring Austin Draven vs John Morrison.