Wrestlers fortunes are read from fortune cookies, JBL's personal assistant Alphonse Chesterfield secretly hates his job, The Miz turns heel on Raw, TNA Turning Point promises an epic brother vs brother encounter with Abyss vs Joseph Park, Jack Swagger spreads his seed across America, we answer your #jerktweets inlcuding "Who are the Bella Twins f***ing to keep their jobs? Oh...right. Well, who is Zack Ryder f***ing then?", Rey Mysterio snaps into action for WWE Survivor Series this Sunday.