The Jerks celebrate the New Year in wrestling 2014. Plus Jack Swagger teabags the teabags, bad boy CM Punk is dating AJ Lee, Chris Park gets the Abyss family tree jumbled, Scotty 2 Hotty is returning to WWE Old School Raw, Scott contemplates going to the TNA UK Tour, Mark Henry is scared by the war cry of Brock Lesnar, your #jerktweets are answered including "You're given a tag title shot but you have to pick a partner who do choose?", Jeff Hardy reports on retiring from wrestling and opening his new restaurant Team Mmmm Is Steam, Steve has a big announcement that may involve Howard "The Fink" Finkel, and Vince McMahon has big stars Paul Walker and Nelson Mandela lined up for WrestleMania XXX.