Curtain Jerks are celebrating Curtain Janksgiving with a full traditional Thanksgiving spread, but chaos ensues as they are interrupted by Jack Swagger, Goldust, Jeff Hardy, John Laurinaitis, The Iron Shiek, Triple H, Damien Sandow and "Macho Man" Randy Savage! Also, NXT members Seth Rollins, Dean Ambrose and Roman Reigns make internet geeks cry with their debut at Survivor Series, big names are rumored for WWE Hall Of Fame 2013, Rejected Touts have Bane trying to be Robin Williams funny, Colt Cabana nearly losses a finger, and your #jerktweets are answered including "Could you ask Goldust and Sheiky Baby what is the best way to stuff the turkey?"