The Curtain Jerks hold a vote of no confidence due to unsafe working conditions, Jeff Hardy discusses face painting strategies with his prison guard, the new HCW promotion is formed, Hulk Hogan tries to explain why he'll never retire, Sting and Hulkster to square off in a "Rascal Scooter" match (?!), Joker Sting teaches you the secret ingredient to Denny's eggs, and Kofi Kingston puts lil' Evan Bourne to bed with no ice cream.