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b"Ryan and Dan start off the show by talking about Dan's disgusting pimple on his face. Then Ryan talks about how he cheated to get his drivers test ( sucked the guys dick ) and we all had good chuckle. Somehow that conversation transitioned into senior discounts being a thing because grandmas can't cum anymore. Which led to 2 dicks going in one hole and if that made the guys gay for touching dicks. Anyways, after that we do a well thought out introduction to Ryan's girlfriend being on camera for the first time on our show ! Then Dan gets excited for the next part of our show where he has to do impressions, in which he claims he's the best at ! While Dan does his impressions, Ryan and Crystal go head to head to try and guess who Dan is impersonating ! Some of Dan's impressions he did were Shrek, Gilbert Gottfried, Batman and Bill Clinton ! He even does a Morgan Freeman impression, which he struggles at because he's scared of black people ! What a scamp. The score becomes 6 all and Dan thinks a a quick impression to decide the tie breaker ! Crystal takes the cake and we move on to a segment called Bad Girlfriends. Before that segment starts, Crystal shares a story about a stalker who loved her so much she wanted to kill her and wear her skin ! What a silly goose. We then find some of the worst girlfriend story's ever ! This includes story's about girlfriends and ex girlfriends cutting their wrists, framing their boyfriends for assault, killing their boyfriends cat, breaking and entering and more ! Then we close the show talking about fucking dogs, jerking off, streaming video games and Dan touching Crystals boobs !"