Daily Dish: Are you going to watch today? Also, playing cards are sexist now.

Published: Jan. 20, 2021, 4:19 p.m.

b"You guys! Today is the day we all get reprogrammed! WhooHOO! I hope my detention cell has a beach view! :) What's Trump's next move? Whatever it is he didn't make any new friends on his last day in office."