Once upon a time, there was an unsuspecting sweetheart of a wife and mom living in a far away land called New Jersey. This beautiful, Italian woman, who was beloved by all, was asked to star in a reality television show.
This wonderful woman was named Teresa, and she just wasn’t sure that her shy, timid demeanor was right for the show, but she decided, on a lark, to give it a shot.
When the cameras invaded her world, lovely Teresa was SHOCKED to see that the woman they filmed, was not her. Somehow, she was portrayed as a hot-tempered, mean girl. Everyone who knows her knows that the cameras had it wrong.
One day, this crazy institution called government, accused Teresa and her loving, handsome – dare we say, juicy – husband of FRAUD. This came as a complete shock to Teresa, as she had never done anything bad in her life!
This unjust institution somehow found Teresa and her doting husband GUILTY and sent Teresa off to a dusty, dirty, sad place called prison.
In this heinous place, Teresa experienced a lot of untoward behavior from her fellow inmates. From LESBIANS to drug addicts, she could not believe her terrible luck.
Teresa navigated these turbulent times by befriending other white-collar criminals and discovering the works of patron saint, Joel Osteen. She spent her nights dreaming of her four beautiful angel-daughters and her handsome husband, and her days becoming a better woman through exercise and eating right.
When Teresa was finally released from this dark place, she left as a better wife and mother, even though she did absolutely nothing wrong and didn’t even deserve to be there in the first place. The End.