Secrets of the Southern Belle by Phaedra Parks

Published: Nov. 10, 2020, 6 a.m.

...."How to Be Nice, Work Hard, Look Pretty, Have Fun, and Never Have An Off Moment." Seriously, that's the full title. Mortician/funeral director and self-proclaimed Southern Belle Phaedra Parks has blessed us with the ultimate guide on how you too can be a Southern Belle, even if you're from North of the Mason-Dixon (ew!). It's possible for anyone, as long as you know how to give an insincere compliment without anyone knowing you're being insincere, you demand that men hold any door you walk in or out of, wear pearls (they can be fake, don't worry), and you can host a mean potluck. Lastly, make sure you're completely out of touch with reality. Simple enough, right? We also discuss the WILD week we all had (Biden/Harris yaaaaaaas) plus all things Bravo. Southern Charm is still going strong, RHOC continues to be unbearable, and Potomac gets better by the week. Oh, and Captain Lee is back on our screens! Enjoy!