#71 Laminate Bargaetze

Published: April 9, 2021, 4 a.m.

b"Support the podkitchen and check out the Braised Bits patreon!\\npatreon.com/braisedbits\\n00:00-00:57- Jesse reads an ad for Aaron Boones\\u2019 Looney Tunes.\\n00:57-1:31- Jesse wakes up Lance from his meditation and the chefs dip into a fresh episode of Braised Bits.\\n1:31-2:55 - Lance and Jesse reminisce about the dream cast of games that the dreamcast gaming system had back in the Jason Day. \\n2:55- 5:00 - The chefs discuss the fears that come along with living next to a golf course as well as Jesse\\u2019s affinity for Shake Shaq.\\n5:00-5:41 - Jesse shares some feedback from Phil Jackson regarding Lance hasheem thabeeting too hard on himself.\\n5:41-8:24- Lance chers that he doesn't like that the NY Mets are supposed to be a gouda team this year.\\n8:24- 9:51- Lance gets his chefs whites washed and Jesse chers his fear of losing some Benjamin Buttons if he gets his cleaned.\\n9:51-12:11- Lance reveal parms that nice weather days typically stress him out while Jesses mood apatow is uplifted by a beautiful day.\\n12:11-13:52 - The chefs discuss their perspective on checking out of AirBnbs/Hotels.\\n13:52- 21:10 - Lances highlight of the week had him Christopher walking all over his new Joe Burrow as well as taking the Danny Ferry into the city.\\n21:10- 24:35 - Jesses highlight had him doing an open mic for the first time this year at a gym ran by ex-convicts.\\n24:35-26:11 - The chefs discuss the mystery of half and half Harvey milk.\\n26:11-1:14:00- In tyronne lue of a top nine this week Lance takes the braiserbacks and Jesse through his car buying saga genesis via a review he wrote of the dealership. \\n1:14:00- 1:22:51- Jesses QAB had him going to staples to get his vaccine card laminate bargaetzed and leaving with a fake vaccine card.\\n1:22:51-1:29:06 - Lances QAB had him in a Jacobs Pickle with his father in laws delicious espresso offering. \\n1:29:06-1:31:00 - The chefs bring in the closer and thank the braiserbacks."