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b"Support the podkitchen on patreon! https://www.patreon.com/BraisedBits\\nShow rundown:\\n00:00-00:26: Jesse reads an ad for new sponsor Purellen Degeneres \\n00:40-2:00 Lance turns into the Chicago Bulls announcer from the 90s. Jesse runs through the Braised Bits tunnel chest-bumping the Braiserbacks as the chefs get ready to Jazzercise in 2021. Lance is excited about this depressing part of the year. \\n2:00-5:40 The chefs think about going to a Renaissance Fair, Jesse extol-house cookies the virtues of meditating. The chefs shout-out Top Braiserback Mr. October for his tremendous recent contributions to the podkitchen. \\n5:40-12:00 Jesse and Lance plug ugly the patreon and wonder for the 1,000th time how podcasts that spend most of the episode telling you to subscribe to their patreon and leave a review are remotely successful. Lance recommends Jesse goes to an ear doctor, and gives him the hearing test from 4th grade. \\n12:00-25:30 Lance shares his highlight of cooking French Onion soup and Pancetta Call Saul. Jesse celebrates the Podfather's 29th birthday and gives us the inside scoop jackson on duraflame logs. \\n25:30-1:07:30: The chefs get out their umbrellas as the flood the airwaves with their top 9 foods to have on a rainy day \\n1:07:30-1:13:44: Kate shares her LPP's of Lance's Top 9, and Phil Jackson predicts Jesse's Top 9 while getting some constructive criticism on his promising prose \\n1:13:44-1:14:49 Lance reads an ad for UberPetes \\n1:14:50-1:27:20: Lance strolls into the questionable at best segment fired up about parents' stroller tactics in New York City. Jesse's face time for this segment finds him rejecting the idea of spontaneous face time calls. \\n1:27:20-Close: The chefs bring in the closer, but not before an extensive honey mustard ranch dressing down of social media incentives."