#16 Order of the Joaquin w/ Guest Host Bassam Shawl (Top 9 Cereals)

Published: Feb. 21, 2020, 4 a.m.

b"Comedy Chef Bassam Shawl hoagies for Chef Jesse in this week's Braised Bits. He channels his inner Lance, which makes for a wild and crazy (kids) episode\\n00:00-7:45: The chefs cook up a unique flame. Bassam shares his love for Wegmans as he gets into the podcast iron skillet and Sabras the moment. \\n8:00-26:00: Lance and Bassam discuss the desperate energy of Valentine's day, which was quickly replaced by the positive and celebratory energy of a 3 day weekend. They are Kumon in hot here with talk about SATS, Zionism, and Zainy Brainy Sharif\\n26:00-53:00: The chefs share their top 9 cereals. Lance is convinced Bassam is making them up on the spot. He also doesn't know what Wheaties look like, and Lance takes Dolores Umbridge with that lack of knowledge. \\n53:00-54:00: Shout out to Pat. Come to Pat's Monday shift at the lantern. \\n54:00-1:03:20: For the was that a joke segment, Lance shares an instagram .tiff with a former guest host. Bassam shines the natural light on his former roommate's painting. \\n103:20-1:10:00: Lance drops a receipt and some hero goes out of his way to tell him. Bassam has his space compromised by some fool at yoga. \\n1:10:00-close: No sign stealing here as the chefs shut off the stove on another episode."