b"Another week, another chance to save the land of Zork! Will Bivotar and Juranda destroy all 3 square miles of the continent by activating the inexplicable self-destruct function on a local dam? Will they give away their legendary artifacts of unfathomable power to the first rando who asks nicely? And will their efforts earn them a Big Napkin? Get your pronoun-disambiguation detective hat on, we're going back in.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"