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b"It's D&D novelization time again! You wake up in a vampire's bed, but not for the fun sexy reasons you were hoping for. This Strahd guy mostly wants to feed you chicken tenders and rub his teeth on your face. Escape is the only option. Will you be eaten by a pack of Air Bud sherrifs? Will you trip on a rug so hard you die?\\xa0Will you find Strahd's legendary trove of grocery store wine? Whatever happens, one thing is clear: Tyr has abandoned you.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"