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b"You're a superhero. Your only power seems to be that you can't be fired from the job you never show up to, but on top of that you have a lot of gadgets (or at least, a lot of guns). When a gang of super villains threatens to take over the world, you know that your only hope is to kick them in the nuts. But since you're too busy riding bumper cars, going to plays, and buying knick knacks to distract your boss, the world is probably doomed.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"