26 - No One Knows What It's like to Be the Sad Matt

Published: Dec. 9, 2019, 5 a.m.

b"How many ten year olds does it take to smuggle classified documents and rebel leaders out of a hostile foreign nation? Just one, as long you've got your trusty motor glider. Can you outwit a shifty nerd with no lines, outrun a hail of falling motor bullets, and avoid the explosion of blood that was once your moglo pilot? Yeah. Screw what your president dad says.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"