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b"You are a pajama-clad gnome child who lives in a tree and never sees darkness. When the king's daughter goes missing and total war is declared against literally everyone, you have no choice but to wade into the fray. But who took Princess Morgana? Why are you so pitiful with magic? And how hard can it be to hold onto the hat that your life literally depends on? You're about to find out.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"