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b"When the magic rat that purifies your village's water finally dies, you're torn between seeking help from a unicorn and just dying of dehydration. Will a pair of lepers lead you to the sorceress? Will an alchemist teach you the secret to crafting heroin? Will you finally, just this once, get some actual use out of a riddle? You choose. Kind of.\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"