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b"You're a grizzled war hero, spymaster, ace pilot and, of course, small child. In the scarred hellscape that was once America, you'll hop in your moglo for an unauthorized solo mission to the scarred hellscape that was once California. Do you have the pee pants to ride with the big boys? Or will your wildly misshapen legs carry you to your doom?\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com"