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b'Your parents have abandoned you to a cabal of sinister crones and a crab. One night you encounter a surly and unlikeable mermaid who wants help finding the "friends" that evidently left her to die. Will you find the mermaid cove? Will you just drown? Will you make some gross sound effects with your mouth that irreparably derail the narrative?\\nContact us by email at boozeyourownadventure@gmail.com'